I think last weekend can be summed up by the following quotes:
“I’m going to the bathroom. If someone wants to use my wheel…let them.” ~me, at the Spin-Out
“You realize that this camera means that for the next four birthdays and Christmases, you will only receive handmade poppets.” ~Rick, Monday morning
Today can be summed up by this quote:
“I really don’t want to be back at work.” ~me
Rick is such a liar! Since he’s raised the bar for birthday presents, he now has to get you an EVEN BETTER gift every year. Isn’t that how it works?
And you have my permission to go home. With pay. Without taking PTO. So go already!
You should have told them your ovaries hurt and left.
It works for me when I wanna…oh, wait, I’m my own boss, so that doesn’t count.