Arrr. December 10, 2007 ~ 1:00 pm
Posted by Julie in : Random Insanity , trackbackI do not suffer fools gladly. In fact, I don’t suffer fools at all - my tendency is to either reach out and slap them upside the head (which I’m not allowed to do at my job) or to get progressively more irritated as the day goes on.
No wonder Zuul resides in my stomach.
Today has been a banner day for fools and idiocy in my little corner of the world. I’m beginning to seriously ponder if “hermit” constitutes a valid career choice. Hermits don’t have to deal with idiots. They just live in their caves and ignore everyone. But I don’t think hermits are so keen on the tech, so that won’t work for me. Is piracy still valid? I could handle being a pirate. Pirates would like tech. And I could work drunk on rum, which would make handling fools easier. And if I didn’t like them, I could run them through with my cutlass. And I could have a pet monkey.
Piracy…why did it ever go out of style?
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I don’t think they went out of style; I think they went corporate.
You can also make morons walk the plank, always a plus
Um, when you get your ship and start looking for crew? Shoot me an email-I’m up to my ass in dipshits too.
Grace is right!!! Frankly that’s NOT a cool way to go! You could be a techno-hermit!
You would make a great pirate! Red hair flowing in the breeze, cutlass in your teeth.
Another valid career choice would be President of the USA, I mean World Dictator. Look at the advantages of ruling the planet: Everyone bowing to your every whim, easily eliminating those that annoy you, the world runs the way you want it. Those are the things that always interested me in the job. And you can justify your actions by trying to be “benevolent” and create world peace, elimnate hunger, etc. You’d be great at it!