Today I make a lot of you jealous by saying that tonight Rick and I are going to see Patrick Stewart in his sold-out run of Macbeth at BAM. Because is there anything better than Patrick Stewart performing Shakespeare? Well, there is, and here is where I let you know that sometimes I get jealous, too. The Ex took the Oldest to see this production last week, and afterwards they went out to dinner…with Patrick Stewart.

Dude, there are days when after I get over the fact that my complexion has turned an alarming shade of pea green? I wish the Ex would just adopt me.

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