Fed Ex is on my shit list March 3, 2008 ~ 11:05 am
Posted by Julie in : Uncategorized , trackbackAs we all know, I ordered my MacBook Pro last week. I also ordered some software with it. Everything ships separately, but I got the first software package with no problems. Second software package? The Fed Ex website said no one was home and they couldn’t deliver it, which is bullshit. My landlady was in the house all day, but apparently Fed Ex didn’t feel like ringing the bell.
Today, my computer finally made it from Shanghai, China. And Fed Ex fucked me over again. I know that my landlady was home, because she put the dog out just as I was leaving for work. Yet when I got to work and checked the Fed Ex website, it said no one was home. I don’t know what the fuck these people are doing, but thoroughness obviously isn’t part of their job description.
Now I have to figure out how I’m going to get it tomorrow. I can’t take the day off, but maybe Rick can stay home and watch for them out the window like a hawk. Because it seems like that’s what it’s going to take. Bastards, I just want my laptop!!

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Damn that sucks! Sounds kind of like the Fedex guy that left a note on the sticker asking if he could swim in our pool. Because *that’s* professional. (That was back when I was married to the ex.)
You indeed want that laptop. If the MacBook I have is any indication, you’ll LOOOOOOVE it.
Did you not know that the “real” name for FedEx is FuckedUp???
Hunt him down, fuck him up, and just before he passes out, whisper in his ear, “Learn to ring a goddamned doorbell, fuckbag!”
Sexy, no?
Well hello there:)
Fed Ex is on my shit list as well, and have been for a long long time.
Hate to say it but almost all I have ever dealt with at FedEx are fucktards.
Uh, Uh, Uh….