short attention span theatre April 22, 2008 ~ 9:10 pm
Posted by Julie in : Uncategorized , trackbackI think this is the longest break I’ve taken from blogging in…well, ever. There are plenty of excuses, but I don’t feel like making an excuse post, because that would be boring. I don’t have any good excuses like “I got into a total bitchfight with Daisy from Rock of Love and she knocked me unconscious with her plastic surgically enhanced face.” That would be cool though, huh? Except I could totally take her down, so maybe my excuse would be “I was put in jail on aggravated assault charges.” That makes me sound like less of a wuss, at least.
And that last paragraph, which I wrote and re-wrote several times? Perhaps that’s my best excuse: if I would have blogged in the past weeks? It would have been worse than that. I think in terms of Twitter-sized bites or Facebook status messages these days because I have the attention span of a flea. Do fleas even have attention spans? (And that just proved the point about the attention span nicely, didn’t it?)
The End.
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Well…having the attention span of a flea is better than having the attention span of a tomato. Right?
I would so pay money to see you bitch slap Daisy from Rock of Love.