What are the fucking odds that Sloth and I would be in the exact same place on the exact same day, most likely within 500 feet of each other, and yet not see each other? That’s what I thought. And yet, it happened. We both were at commencement in the exact same place yesterday (for different people, of course) and only found that out today.
Dammit.
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That sucks! Who wouldn’t want to hang out with either of you?
Oh, that sucks!
Great minds think alike? How did you not see Sloth? I always imagine people running away from her claws and screaming then realizing that she moves a foot/minute.
That does suck though.