To my everlasting shame, I have TiVo season passes to a fair amount of bad TV. I watch 90210 now, and America’s Next Top Model, and we all know I have a fondness for VH1′s Celebreality crap. I have no explanation for this, really, except that like our bodies crave junk food occasionally, so do our minds. I like to be able to sit back and not think for a few hours at night after a crazy day at work. So imagine my glee when I heard a radio ad for VH1′s newest program, Rock of Love Charm School. Oh, that’s right, the worst behaved of the Rock of Love girls are going to be put through charm school. And the headmistress is Sharon Osbourne. Think about that. Think about the potential for either awesomeness or disaster, and then realize that either way, it’s going to be must-see-TV. I can barely contain myself. TiVo season pass, here we come!

And yes, I fully realize the craziness of me having an MFA in Dramaturgy and Theatre Criticism, and then using it to review trash TV. Suck it.

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