Rick: Are those the jammie pants that were on the floor by the bed?

Me (looking down at the jim-jams I’m wearing): Yeah. Why?

Rick: I meant to tell you. Freddie was…using them earlier.

Me: What do you mean “using” them? (light slowly dawns) Wait, he was using them as a humpy?

(Rick nods.)

Me (stripping them off, desperately trying to get them away from my skin): Oh, GROSS! Freddie, why are you such a nasty fucking animal? Jim-jams are NOT HUMPIES!!!!

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