Rick: “Hey, did you see that commercial? The one where you can put any picture on a stamp? Probably they don’t mean any photo, probably they wouldn’t let you use a picture of an erect penis, but still, you could have a stamp with your kitties on it or something.”
Julie: “How much have you had to drink?”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaaeeeeewwwww…
Your boyfriend is a freak.
Hmmm. that gives me an idea.
Hm, that could get fun… stamps with my favorite animes on them…
I agree with Aimee. But I like freaks.
ROFL! You guys have the funniest conversations!