I laughed, I cried, I almost had a heart attack. I think that sums up my Super Bowl-watching experience this year. And while I am very much enjoying my Day After The Six-Pack, I also have a feeling that this means Dan Rooney is going to dismantle the team again next year. Because that’s what the Rooneys do, get a winning team, and then don’t extend contracts of said winning team because “it’s too expensive.” Ah, the life of a Steelers fan. I will say, however, that between Obama’s Inauguration and a Steelers Super Bowl victor, I am liking 2009 very much so far.

Especially when it includes entertainment like this. Watch as Mayor Mike almost gets his hand taken off because he was stupid enough to take food away from a groundhog. Go get him, Staten Island Chuck! Show that motherfucker it doesn’t matter how rich you are, you do not take food from a rodent whose hibernation was interrupted to forecast weather!