How are blogs and unwanted body hair alike?

Apparently the answer is “If you don’t keep up with them, eventually you’re going to have to spend a really long time trimming both.” In the past three days, I have given my blog the equivalent of a thorough tweezing/waxing/ladyscaping. You may have been here one of the eleventy-million times I changed the theme, or the options, or the sidebars, or the header. You probably didn’t even notice the mess I was dealing with in the links section. I used to figure I was the only one using the links because they were on a separate page. Because of that, I wasn’t so hung up on figuring out who had stopped blogging, or moved URLs, or any of that, and when I just clicked through my blogroll, holy hell was that evident. But now that’s all straightened out, and to continue a metaphor that got old five minutes ago, my blog no longer has a unibrow.

I would like to come up with something really great to write about, but frankly, all that behind-the-scenes work exhausted me, so I’m going to go drink a beer and play some Wii and maybe even eat some dinner now. Sorry. Maybe tomorrow.