Rick and I are in the car, listening to the radio, when a diet program ad comes on. It is a diet program I have never heard of, and they seem to be marketing to a particular demographic because the woman is talking like this (I cannot even begin to type the accent, but I think you’ll get the picture):
Ad Woman: “After the birth of my first child, I put on 150 pounds. And I was looking at my friend one day, and I said “Girl, you are so slim. How do you stay so slim?” And she told me about [said diet program] and said she lost the weight with them. I’ve been on it for six months, and I’ve lost 100 pounds. And when I look at myself in the mirror…”
Rick interrupts: “I think, “Damn, Latisha, you still fat, but you ain’t as fat as you used to be, girl!”
Me (gasping for air because I’m laughing so hard): “Oh my god. How do you think of shit like that?”
Rick: “Really? Because I think of stuff like that all the time. I often wonder how other people don’t think of things like that.”
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LOL!! Sounds like my boy. We really should get these two together. I think we’d have chest pains from laughing so hard though!
Heh. This still makes me laugh.
Jessica~That would be awesome! But you’re right, we all might die as a result.
Grace~Thank you for telling me I should post it.
You guys kill me! I can hear the commercial in my head even as you typed it.