The wind here is fierce today. I live across from an expressway, which means no houses across the street to block the wind. I’ve gotten used to the windows rattling in storms over the years, but today the whole house is shaking, and I’m not exaggerating. I just looked over at the baskets where I keep my yarn, and they’re shaking because the house is shaking.
I wonder if “My house blew away” would be a good enough excuse for not getting my papers written?
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That would be a novel excuse. You could also say it was written but the angry relative of a Wiccan your house flattened burned it to a crisp.
I think so. I actually think it’s the best excuse ever!
Make sure you have at least pictures to back your story.
LOL Julie u r soooo funny,if it blew u to Iowa i will give u a place to stay.
Grandma Iowa