Yesterday I told Rick that I had been referred to as his “lady.” I found this really funny, since Brian May is the only person I have ever heard refer to a woman as his lady. This conversation followed, which amused Sage greatly:

Me: I think you should call me that from now on when you introduce me. “This is my lady, Julie.”

Rick: Um, no. I could call you my old lady.

Me: I’m younger than you.

Rick: Well, yeah, but if we were bikers, you would be my old lady.

Me: We’re not bikers, so you can see how that wouldn’t work.

Rick: …

Me: Exactly.

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