mini-post January 21, 2005 ~ 1:15 pm
Posted by Julie in : Daily Grind , trackbackAfter not posting for two days, the thoughts are coming fast and furious. I may do a series of mini-posts today. Keep checking back. Boys may want to skip this post, tho.
The last time I told you all about how my period was fucked up because I did something that physicians tell you you can do, Richard Lee (he doesn’t believe me) and skipped the placebo week of my Pill, I got a call from my mother.
Mom: I raised you better than to talk about your period in public.
Julie: Mom, it’s a blog. They don’t know me. They don’t care. And if they did know me, I would still tell them about how my period is fucked up because no-one-on-earth-should-have-a-period-that-lasts-eleven-days-and-I-have -to-talk-about-it.
Mom agreed that I probably would, because I have no shame. And because I have no shame, I will tell you that I have reached the point in the Pill cycle where I’m supposed to have my period and boy am I having a period. I haven’t had cramps like this in years. Since before I started the Pill, actually. And the bleeding. I think this explains why I’ve been tired lately. I’m bleeding to death, and it’s tiring to bleed to death.
You know, this sounded a lot funnier when I was thinking it in my head. And yes, Mom, I’ll be expecting your call.
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