Male thought/Female thought May 20, 2005 ~ 4:03 pm
Posted by Julie in : Daily Grind , trackbackPhotobucket is apparently having a spazz-fest. Otherwise you would have a pretty picture right here.
Last night, Rick and I were having a conversation about the difference between how men think and how women think. We discuss this fairly regularly, especially when we’re drunk. Which we were last night. But this time, we had an example before us.
Rick pointed out a comment I made a couple of days ago on here, when I said: “I can blow pretty well with one “digit” in my mouth.” Now, to be fair, there was a little winky face after that. But this is the conversation we had:
Rick: You see, a guy, with their lizard brain, is thinking “Oh! She means me!”
Julie: But I was talking about you. I was going to put “You can just ask Rick” after that, but I wasn’t sure if you would appreciate that.
Rick: Well, I know that’s what you meant, but guys don’t think that way. Any time a girl says a double entendre like that, a guy is thinking, “Hey, she means with me!”
Julie: But I didn’t. I meant with you. And everyone reading that comment knew I meant with you, because I mention you five million times a day in that blog.
Rick: I know that. And you know that. And on an intelligent level, so do other people. But it’s the lizard brain that tells you differently.
Julie: I don’t think women have a lizard brain.
Rick: Yeah, women have a lizard brain, it just tells them something different. It tells them to keep looking until they find the best male genes to add to their gene pool.
Julie: *stares at Rick like he’s nuts, shakes head* You’re making this up.
Rick: No, it’s true–
Julie: *cutting him off* Okay, stop trying to explain. The Apprentice is back on.
Upon further reflection, I think “lizard brain” is a polite way of saying “thinking with your dick”. But the whole “Men are from Mars” theory may have something to it after all. And it’s all about the lizard brain.
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