Au Naturel September 23, 2005 ~ 4:13 pm
Posted by Julie in : Daily Grind , trackback
Goodbye to summer - my happy summer foot on the 4th of July
Rick just called me on the phone. This ensued:
Rick: I have to get some deodorant. I’ve been going without for a few months now.
Me: EWW! That’s gnasty! That just offended my standards of cleanliness.
Rick: Deodorant has nothing to do with cleanliness, it’s actually unnatural because the aluminum in it blocks your pores.
Me: Dude, this is not France. We aren’t natural with regards to armpits in this country.
Rick: I wasn’t wearing it all summer! It bothers you now?
Me: I didn’t know about it all summer. I thought you were just very sweaty this year. Now I know better. Get thee some deodorant.
This solves the mystery of why I smelled like armpit all summer. Sometimes it sucks to be the right height to tuck under his arm.
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