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Internet Boredom has struck. January 20, 2006 ~ 2:13 pm

Posted by Julie in : Technobabble , trackback

While working very hard on my performance evaluation (Working hard? Or hardly working?), I have managed to reach my Internet Saturation Point (ISP). This happens about once every three months, generally on a Friday, when I find there is nothing left on the internet to entertain me. I’ve read blogs, I’ve commented, I’ve read the news, I’ve looked at knitting patterns, and goddammit, I have run out of things to distract me from work!

Internet, why hast thou forsaken me when I needed you most? You do this deliberately to be cruel. It’s not enough that I have to turn my list of responsibilities into an inspiring example of what a wonderful employee I am, a task that is so boring I could claw the hair from my head and scream. Oh, no, you have to pretend that I have seen everything there is to see on you and kill me with boredom. It’s 2:19, Internet! How the hell am I going to last until 5?

Fuck you, internet. Fuck you very much.

Comments

1. ray - June 26, 2006

maybe becouse we to bored to respond.

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