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Didn’t have to go onstage! April 28, 2004 ~ 10:18 pm

Everyone was basically healed. So I came home, instead, and watched Blow Dry on WE instead. What can I say? I’m a sucker for an Alan Rickman movie…

To celebrate being at home, I will take a survey. Because I know you were all interested. And I got this off the archives of My Bitchy Pregnancy.

I may seem: bitchy
But I’m really: just really assertive
People who really know me think I’m: insanely funny. or just insane.
Usually I feel: halfway good
My days are pretty: looong.
In the morning I: hit the snooze button way more than I should.
I like to sleep: period. I just like to sleep.
If I could be doing anything right now I would be: hanging out with Rick. or talking to a friend. oooh, or sleeping. yeah, sleeping.
One thing I wish I could have is: mucho dolares.
One thing I have that I wish I didn’t is: an ass like a $40 prize cow.
All you need is: love. at least that’s what the Beatles say. But where has it gotten them? One assassinated, one dead of cancer, one stuck with the name “Ringo,” and the other stuck singing “Band On the Run” for the rest of his life.
All I need is: a miracle? that’s another song, but I forget who wrote it.
If I had one wish it would be: that my family and friends all had enough cash to take care of whatever they want to take care of.
Love is: amazing. how many times does it happen?
If an angel flew into my window at night I would: scream and possibly try to kill it with a shoe before realizing my mistake in thinking it was a pigeon.
If a demon crashed into my window I would: scream and possibly try to kill it with a shoe before realizing it wasn’t a roach, rat, or wandering drunk. hey, I live in New York.
I live for: pissing people off? making people laugh? one of those, I’m pretty sure.
I dare you all to: stick your tongue to a flagpole in the winter. Go on. I double dog dare ya!
I am afraid of: spiders. really. hate them. probably because every time they bite me, the bite swells up to the size of a baseball.
It makes me angry when: I have to work with fucktards all day.
I dream about: being able to be a dramaturg full-time. for pay.
Number of times a person has made me scared of what they could do to me physically: ummm, never. I actually felt safer after the Mafia made a hit in my old neighborhood. Hey, that person obviously didn’t belong in my hood.
Last book you read: Anne Rice, The Tale of the Body Thief. In the middle of The Queen of the Damned
Last movie you saw: Blow Dry It ended five minutes ago.
Last movie you saw on the big screen: The Lady Killers. So not worth it.
Last phone number you called: My voice mail. Before that, Rick.
Last show you watched on TV: It’s on for background noise, I’m not really watching it. I guess the last show I sat down and really watched was “Trading Spaces: Home Free”
Last song you heard: Sung by the voices in my head, the theme from “Spiderman”. On the radio….hell, I can’t remember
Last thing you had to drink: Welch’s White Grape-Strawberry juice
Last thing you ate: ummm…a chocolate covered pretzel? no, that was before the apple sauce.
Last time you showered: I admit it. Yesterday morning. It’s been a really rough 48 hours.
Last time you cried: Couple weeks ago, I think.
Last time you smiled: 10 minutes ago, when Rick called and didn’t realize I had picked up the phone and inadvertantly belched in my ear.
Last time you laughed: see the above.
Last person you hugged: my stage manager, after she made her acting debut last night.
Last person you kissed: Rick.
Last thing you said: “You too, bye.” In response to Rick telling me to have sweet dreams before he hung up the phone.
Last person you talked to online: Kim. Discussing iTunes’ abysmal taste in the free music they are giving away to celebrate their one year anniversary. Pleh. Opera.
Last person you talked to on the phone: Rick. I mean, duh. You read through all the above answers and were in doubt of this?