Evil Julie August 31, 2006 ~ 4:39 pm
Posted by Julie in : Academic Office Monkey , trackbackEvil Julie is coming out to play a lot this week at work. It’s the first week of classes, so all hell is breaking loose all over campus, but I don’t think that’s an excuse for being nasty to my staff and I, or insinuating that we don’t do our jobs, or telling everyone that the procedure that we insist on is to make life difficult for you and your department. Homey don’t play that, peeps. Actually, Homey may be inclined to start sending out emails that are very politely worded but nonetheless point out to you (and everyone you felt compelled to CC) that you are a putz.
Evil Julie has not spared her staff for their lapses into stupidity, either. At one point on Monday morning, I said “Look, I’m not asking any of you to work any harder than I am. Do any of you have to guarantee that six separate lists of candidates for graduation are all correct and sent in by noon? No.” Stupidity will not be tolerated people, and laziness is not an excuse. Most of my staff has been in this office longer than I’ve been alive, they should know how to do their jobs already.
In the midst of all of this, I’ve still been doing a bang up job and suggested to the Supervisor that she print up some t-shirts. I don’t think having everyone wearing a “Julie: We’d Be Screwed Without Her” shirt is too much, but she vetoed my idea. So I’ve come up with a new one:
Evil Julie: Taking No Prisoners
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Hehe–set up a CafePress shop
LOVE IT! Oh, and I want one too!!!
(I bet Nanner can help you with those shirts…)
Go Evil Julie! I love the T-shirts!
On the back of the shirt you should print: Don’t Make Me Kill You.
haha a job where everyone has been working there before you were an embryo is amazing!!
Definitely do the tees - as for labor day weekend, is the city dead yet?
Mrs. M~Sometimes it’s amazing, sometimes it’s annoying. You say tomato…
On campus it’s very busy, but I’m assuming the annual evacuation of the city has begun. I will find out for sure when I go shopping in the monsoon tomorrow. Oh yes, I will post about that.
Vince~That’s an awesome idea. Or maybe two separate t-shirts.
Aimee~True dat.
Brighton~I’ll let you know about shirt availablity.
Serra~I actually had that idea - I just need to come up with the graphics.
*sharpening the bayonet*
What?
For you babe - it’s for you to use - sheesh!