I heard on the radio this morning that Dubya’s approval rating is up to 40%. All I want to know is: who the hell caved? Which members of the American populace woke up stupid, forgot everything this asshole has done, and thought “Yeah, he’s not so bad”? Because there’s no other excuse for it. His 9/11 speech was complete and utter bullshit, so I can’t really believe that anyone fell for it. And dude, if you did? Get the hell out of the gene pool. And do me a favor, drop me an email so I can lock you in a room where you can watch Keith Olberman’s 9/11 commentary until it seeps into your oh so dull brain that the president is not your friend. He’s in this for himself.
Speaking of Asshat, I had this wonderful daydream the other night. It was shortly after my boyfriend said, yet again, that Bush is a war criminal. How kickass would it be if he was convicted by the World Court and had to resign because they threw his ass in jail? Preferrably a nice European version of Gitmo? Come on, you know you like the idea.
Shrub has beat alot of the mouthbreathers down with his “terrorism” fear stick. Its the same trick they used for the last midterm elections and some people are falling for it again. Shrub has more to worry about this time, since there is a chance he would be investigated for impeachable offenses if he lost control of the Congress. Aint Democracy fabolous??
I LOVE the idea. Better yet, let’s send him to the Middle East to get tried in a Muslim court. That could be entertaining.
BTW, you get my email? C’mon, free tickets and a place to sleep to see Def Lep? You know you want to!
My guess, glue sniffers.
Maybe they finally polled Barbara Bush’s goiter. That thing has it’s own congressperson. So that could be a couple % push right there.
I’ll bet it’s the stoner vote–this time of year the local pot harvests are in and now the stoners are all mellow and shit…
Not like I’d ever have reason to care about that sort of thing, nope, not moi…
I’m thinking that since the Shrub likes to make up his own laws, he probably made up his own numbers too then slipped fifskies to the little news boys and girls so they would report it. No doubt God told him to do it. *YIKES*
Yes, it would be great if he had to resign and we put him through every punishment he has placed upon others, however, it leaves a nasty little problem in its wake….DICK. Something tells me King Dick would be 100 times worse than old George. Now if only we could find some way to get that whole administration out of there early. We would be known around the world as bonafide miracle workers.
I’ve been wondering the same thing.
I really like the idea of having him tried in a Muslim court
It was me. I’m sorry. I started to warm to his twisted smirk.
Lefty~Fell for his simian charms, huh?
Steph~Yeah. And treated as he would have Muslim prisoners treated. “Do unto others,” after all!
FD~Let’s indict the whole administration, while we’re at it. Just duck when we go after Dick – he’s dangerous with a rifle, after all.
Serra~Dude, even mellowness does not make you fall for the Shrub’s antics. Not that I would know…
Boski~They started polling monkeys when I wasn’t looking, didn’t they? Simians vote for other simians.
Vince~Check yer email. And I like the idea of a Muslim court for Dubya just fine.
Sparky~And that is why I look forward to the midterm elections. Oh, the fun that could be had!
How could insult simians that way.
Boski~Good point. I would like to apologize to all simians everywhere. It’s not their fault Dubya looks like the Missing Link.