Because hardly anything is scarier than Ann Coulter.
I spent yesterday knitting on my couch with a drugged up Piss Crusader (we were testing the kitty prozac) watching scary things on TV. I figured what the hell, it’s almost Halloween, might as well get into the spirit of things. Watched several shows about haunted houses, then got sucked into six hours of Stephen King’s Rose Red (more creepy than scary), then watched “The World’s Scariest Places,” which is not exactly scary, but late at night when everyone’s screaming and that little lady from Poltergeist is narrating, well, it’s a little unnerving.
And then I watched Mommie Dearest, which was possibly the scariest thing I’d seen all day. “NO WIRE HANGERS!” and Joan Crawford’s eyebrows, aaaaaahhhh!
I can’t think of anything scarier or more annoying than Ann Coulter. Except perhaps Bill O’Reilly. But then again, he’s just mostly annoying.
You picked two of the scariest women imaginable… Ann Coulter and Joan Crawford. Devil women from Hell
The only thing I can think of that is scarier than Ann Coulter is Ann Coulter nekkid *shudders and makes guttural noises*
I too watched The World’s Scariest Places and the more episodes I got through, the more hokey I thought it to be although I will say that some of the screaming would catch me off guard now and then and make me jump a little. The show that really tends to creep me out is A Haunting that is on TDC. Now watching some of those at night are enough to make me not want to go downstairs by myself. LOL
Ah yes….Mommie Dearest. That one is a long running joke between me and my mommy because we watched that movie together. I tend to kid her by actually calling her by that term. Also, if I have a coat to hang up when I go visiting and happen to pull out a wire hanger from the closest, every once in awhile I will say “NO WIRE HANGERS!” We both get a good chuckle from that.
There is nothing scarier than Ann Coulter.
We watched “the hills have eyes” – the unrated version – this weekend.
I was officially wigged out, and had to watch the second half of rocky horror picture show to calm me down.
TATATATATOUCH ME! I WANNA BE DIIIIIRTY!
I was gonna be Ann Coulter for Halloween, but I didn’t want to scare my liberal friends too badly.
Hmm Joan Crawford, Ann Coulter, Joan Crawford, Ann Coulter, sometimes its just so hard to pick…
Mommie Dearest is creepy but I always get sidetracked by her awesome shower. I really really really want a shower like that.
Geewits~It’s funny because when they get into that shower, I was thinking “Why would anyone want that? It sprays water right in your face!”
Sparky~Exactly.
E-Lo~That was very considerate of you.
ESC~I also flipped past Rocky Horror Sunday night. Exactly as you said, to calm myself down. Tim Curry in a corset has that effect on me.
FD~Thank you for putting that image in my head, I now want to claw my brains out. And I have to check out that show you mentioned…I kinda like watching scary shows.
Lisa~That’s what we can be next year for Halloween. Devil Women From Hell.
Vince~You’re right, Bill O’Reilly isn’t scary so much as obnoxious and malicious. Kind of like President Asshat.
And here I thought Rosie and Bush were the scariest people around!
Dude-I caught some of Mommie Dearest too…truly, TRULY frightening.
Lor~I find it very telling that they kept showing that movie over and over again on Halloween.
Se7en~You forgot Darth Cheney!