I was on my way out the door for lunch when I realized my iPod was still at my desk. I made an abrupt u-turn to retrieve it. When one of my staff members (in her late 60s) looked at me like “What the hell was that about?” I said “I’m smack in the middle of Pirates of the Caribbean 2.” She was still confused, so I elaborated. “That’s why God invented iPods. So Julie could watch Johnny Depp on her lunch hour.”

For the record, that’s also the answer to “Why did God invent TiVo, YouTube, and DVDs?” Except those generally don’t apply to my lunch hour. But you get the general idea.

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