Category: Assorted Ailments


Fungus

Fungus ~ Lake Hill, NY

In the past couple of days, I’ve noticed the carpal tunnel really acting up. I’m not knitting very much, I’m not blogging/commenting very much, so the only other culprit is work. I’ve known it for a while, but this confirms it: work is bad for my health. And probably yours, too. Unfortunately, there’s not a hell of a lot I can do about it, I work because I like to eat. No money, no food.

I am getting irritated about the knitting, though. I went to Stitch n Bitch armed with knitting books and magazines, and taking frequent breaks, made it through about 16 rows of my brother’s scarf. And then I was done. I could have pushed through another pattern repeat, but I was already feeling numb in my fingers and didn’t want to stress my hands any more.

This is pissing me off, people. I cannot possibly get all my Christmas knitting done if I only get through 16 rows a night. And that was 16 rows after four days off! Apparently even my subconscious is getting irritated, because I woke up at 4 AM and had somehow managed to take my splints off. I have a vague memory of fighting with the velcro closures, but no idea why it was so important to me to take them off. All I knew is that they were laying beside me on the pillow, much like my retainer used to when it would irritate me in my sleep in college. Take that, irritating hardware! I had this moment of intense relief, a sort of “it’s so much nicer to sleep without being strapped down like a kickboxer,” but then I was a good little girl and put them back on. This two months will not be over soon enough.

Thanks all of you for the good dental vibes. Skippy drilled the tooth, looked at it, and decided there was no need for a root canal. I got away with just a permanent filling and the promise that should that tooth ever need a root canal, Skippy will pro-rate it. Is it any wonder I stick with this dentist, even though my insurance blows?

Speaking of insurance that blows goats, let’s a have a little contest. How much do we think Julie’s crap insurance will actually reimburse her for today’s $190 out-of-pocket expense? For an idea, consider that the $135 temporary filling put in back in October got me a lovely $5 check in return.

I slept with my cock-up splints on last night (oooh, that sounds dirty – love it). And let me tell you, with my hands in splints down to mid-forearm, I felt like I was getting taped up to do some kickboxing. Watch out, mothafucka, or I will get you! I will take you down! This morning the hands weren’t numb, which I guess is an improvement, but I kept waking up in the middle of the night as I tried to move my hands in ways that my new kickboxer accessories weren’t letting me. It was not exactly a restful night, but I guess as I get used to them all will be well.

Except there was cat fur on them this morning. Which leads me to believe that Joe might have gotten a couple of jabs to the head last night. That could explain why he was angry this morning. Or it could just be that hey, he’s a cat. Let’s hope Rick doesn’t end up with a haymaker to the jaw tonight.

That is my new favorite term, and it also happens to be what Dr. Edbert prescribed for my (wait for it) carpal tunnel syndrome. We caught the CTS very early, and Dr. Edbert thinks that wearing the splints every night for two months will get rid of it. Pity the cat and Rick, as I toss and turn a lot and at least one of them is going to get creamed by a splint during that two months. As it turned out, I didn’t have to have the much-feared EMG. Instead, Dr. Edbert hooked me up to some electrodes and then took a taser-like thing to my arm to measure how long it took the nerves to fire (it’s actually called an NCS). I now feel remarkably like the time I electrocuted myself trying to get a broken bulb out of a lamp with a potato, and this makes me very glad I took three Advil before I went to see the doctor.

Highlights from this weekend:

Seeing Lori lick Maxwell Caulfield’s head.

Meeting Rick’s Ex’s family. They were surprisingly nice and are Steeler fans. I am now their Terrible Towel hook-up.

Watching Rick teach Thabs backgammon, and then watching Thabs kick Rick’s ass at it. Apparently this did not happen (see comments). My perspective was understandably skewed, as I was watching the game from the kitchen, where I was helping to make the meal.

Seeing my knitwear on national television: the Youngest and her devil hat were on camera very briefly at the beginning of the Macy’s Parade.

Bowling with the kids Friday night. It was the Youngest’s first time without gutter guards, and she and her sister both did very well.

Learning that the Oldest has seen Rocky Horror. Which led to several choruses of “Sweet Transvestite.”

Playing air hockey for the first time in years. And even with carpal tunnel? I’m still pretty damned good at it.

Hope all of your Thanksgivings were just as good. Even if they didn’t involve cock-up splints.

Drip
Drips ~ Woodstock, NY

I went to see Dr. Jed this morning (I could call him by his last name, but I kinda like having Dr. Jed and Dr. Skippy). Unfortunately Dr. Jed was a little backlogged, so I had to see his partner who has no fun first name but is also very nice. Dr. No-Name said I don’t sound like I have asthma and that my breathing is in the normal range (they made me blow into a tube to determine this and although I thought I was wheezing like an old lady, apparently this was not the case). She said the hyperacidity, aka Zuul, was probably caused by my fondness for caffeinated soda (I have one a day on work days). She also took enough blood to test me for everything under the sun, methinks.

As for the numbness, well, she doesn’t know what it is. It’s almost definitely related to my ulnar nerve, but isn’t “presenting” as carpal or cubital tunnel…I think that’s what she said. What it boils down to is that I have to come back next Monday to have this done to me. As the movie title goes, can’t hardly wait. I am not really looking forward to having needles inserted into my muscles – I saw the procedure done on House, and unless my doctor looks like Hugh Laurie? Not so enthused. The best part is that the doctor’s name is Edbert. Dr. Edbert.

I took the whole weekend off from knitting (actually haven’t knit anything since last Tuesday) and the computer (except for playing the occasional game of Snood using my left hand to control the mouse), and didn’t really show an improvement. So this week I’m saying “Fuck it” and knitting again. I will do yoga and use heating pads, and save the work on the knitters in my life until last (because if worst comes to worst, I can buy the size needles needed for the pattern I picked out for them and give them needles, pattern, and yarn as a present), but dammit, Christmas knitting needs to be done. My poor brother needs a watch cap and scarf.

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