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Yesterday I told Rick that I had been referred to as his “lady.” I found this really funny, since Brian May is the only person I have ever heard refer to a woman as his lady. This conversation followed, which amused Sage greatly: Me: I think you should call me that from now on when [...] Someone at work today asked me how my Easter was. I said “Oh, you know, it was Easter in the house of an atheist and a pagan. We ate beef.” They seemed really taken aback by that, I can’t imagine why. In reality, it was a very lazy day. Rick hit golf balls in the [...] Rick and I are in the car, listening to the radio, when a diet program ad comes on. It is a diet program I have never heard of, and they seem to be marketing to a particular demographic because the woman is talking like this (I cannot even begin to type the accent, but I [...] Amelia and Sage are in London with their mom for June and part of July, so Rick and I pass info from them back and forth as we get it (him from phone calls, me from Facebook). This morning’s conversation degenerated quickly. Rick: So I think Amelia had a date the other night. She told [...] Rick and I were drunkenly filling out brackets for March Madness last night. He picks based on the actual team’s record, I go on instinct with a strong preference for funny mascot names and with a bias for Pittsburgh teams. When we were finished, we compared brackets and discovered that although we had some wild [...] I was rudely awakened at 5 AM this morning by a flick to the head. When I asked Rick why in the hell he had done that (after a brief interval of crying, because seriously, one minute I was dreaming and there was a little conflict happening in my dream anyway, and then the next [...] (Because that sounds nicer than: How I know Rick is well-trained.) We were talking about Macbeth as we walked to the subway last night, and both agreed that it felt really long in the second act in spite of stellar acting. Rick then said “You know that really long scene between Macduff and Malcolm? They [...] Sitting in traffic on the way home from Manhattan Friday night, I extended one finger to within an inch of Rick’s leg and said “Not touching you.” He quickly moved his leg so that I was touching him. I pulled my finger back and looked out the window on my side of the car, waiting [...] Julie: So is it wrong that after I had a pelvic exam I was thinking of you? Rick: Um………….I hope that the pelvic exams I give you are more pleasant than the one the gynecologist just gave you. Julie: Definitely. Rick: Okay then. There are no pictures of Rhinebeck here today because…well, Rick and I went to our favorite Mexican place in the city and our friend Sergio is now head of waitstaff and made sure our margaritas were strong. And then he got us free shots of pineapple tequila. We love Sergio. Conversation with Rick this morning [...] |
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