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 [New Post] Missing his furry little face - via #twitoaster http://bit.ly/bUixuD3 months ago from Twitoaster Just met our new supreme overlord (i.e., VP). He seems nice, and more importantly, he seems to know his shit.3 months ago from Echofon |
Yesterday I was eating a Fun Size Milky Way and noticed a little disclaimer on the wrapper: “May contain nuts.” Wouldn’t that make it a Snickers bar? Two posts in one day (yep, there’s another one I wrote this morning right below this one)! It’s a banner day at EvilJulie.com! But this was too good not to blog. In fact, it’s the kind of thing that was the main reason I started a blog. Lori and I are talking about politics, about [...] Lori and I fell into the trap known as Dave & Buster’s last night. There is one in Times Square, and we’d been meaning to go forever. Last night we finally got our acts together and went. And anyplace that lets me play Skee-Ball while drinking beer? That’s my idea of heaven. We’re planning a [...] Several weeks ago I bit down on a popcorn kernel. Hard. I thought I had done something to the big ass filling that Skippy put in the tooth (the one that was nearly a root canal), but wasn’t sure. It didn’t look any different, but maybe it felt different? Since I wasn’t sure, I adopted [...] My past three days have involved a 911 call, a trip to the ER with Rick’s mom, a fair amount of time spent at the hospital, a bomb scare at work this morning, and eight calls (and counting) to my office from someone screaming “She’s going to throw a bomb! Die! Die! Explosions!”. How was [...] I do not suffer fools gladly. In fact, I don’t suffer fools at all – my tendency is to either reach out and slap them upside the head (which I’m not allowed to do at my job) or to get progressively more irritated as the day goes on. No wonder Zuul resides in my stomach. [...] What the hell is this, exactly? Is it a monkey? Is it a hedgehog? Is it a gnome? These are the things that keep me awake at night. I love Christmas as much as the next person. I love decorating for it, buying gifts for other people (I get a real rush from finding the perfect gift for someone), making things for people…I’m still a big kid about it. Especially this year, which will be Samang’s first Christmas. (I went out and bought [...] Game plan for today: relentlessly stalk the Blue Moon website to see when the new Raven series is launched, make a big hookin’ order with my 10% discount and the gift certificate Jordana’s mom got me for my birthday. This may or may not happen before I leave for the day, since I’m leaving early [...] |
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