Category: Rants


Today I wake up to find a map of my country that is mostly red. I find that my president this afternoon will once again take responsibility (in a press conference in a few minutes) for something that is not entirely his fault – that red map. And so I’m going to take responsibility, too.

I voted yesterday, just as I do every single time I am given the opportunity (I am out there on primary day as well, and I vote every year, not every two or every four). But that was the extent of my political activism this year. I was too worn down by more political commercials than I can count, too tired of hearing about it for the past year, and I didn’t do everything I could. I didn’t make my own get out the vote calls as the Obama administration and MoveOn and the Democrats asked me to do. Instead, I posted on Twitter and Facebook, and let it go at that. I didn’t even post my get out the vote message on this blog. I was complacent, I relied on social media to do my job for me, and I woke up in a red country. I’m sorry for that, and I will do better next time.

Now, Republicans, I’m willing to listen to what you have to say. I’m eager to see how you think you can do better. But if by better, you mean “Take away the healthcare that gave many of my friends with pre-existing conditions a chance to see doctors,” if you mean “Call everyone who doesn’t agree with us Socialists and Nazis and Communists and Hitler,” if you mean “Get rid of the things Obama has been able to do in the two years he’s had to clean up the mess it took Asshat Dubya eight years to make,” well then, you’re on notice. I’m here, I’m not leaving, and I’ve been reminded that it’s not just my civic duty to vote, it’s my civic duty to fight for what I believe in, because no one else should be expected to do that for me. I’m going to start doing that, just like a MOTHERFUCKING ADULT!

(Credit to Allie Brosh for the last phrase, even if I didn’t use it in her original context.)

This summer has passed at the speed of light, reminding me that there is nothing like going to school to make you really appreciate the season. Even though I’ve still been working, the freedom from classes has made the summer really seem like a vacation, because oh my god! I have time to do things I like to do without feeling guilty about that paper I should be writing or that book I have to read before next class! Except that it’s been too fucking hot for most of the past two months to play with yarn and fiber, which is something I would have really enjoyed doing. I hear you asking, “Julie, why don’t you just turn on the air conditioner? It’s the 21st Century, we have that technology!” I will tell you why not, with my annual rant against Con-Ed.

I have had my air-conditioner on a fair amount this summer, actually. But because Con-Ed charges more than any electric company in the Continental United States, and because I don’t want them to own me any more than they already do, I have tried to…oh, how do I put this? I’ve tried to be a cheap bastard. We’ve kept the damned air conditioners on the highest temperature we could stand and always left them on the Energy Saver setting. I can count the hours where those air conditioners were set to less than 78* on two hands and one foot, and we didn’t leave them on around the clock. Oh, no, since we have no geriatric cats anymore, we let Freddie and Charlie soak up a bit of heat during the day (Animal Planet’s Cats 101 assured us that cats like heat, people, we did this with Animal Planet’s guidance), and then set the a/c timers to come on an hour before we got home. We were really trying just to cut the humidity in the house and make do by wearing as few clothes as possible. And the bill for the two room apartment that I share with one man and two cats from June 8-August 6? It was $292, even with those remedial steps. I shudder to think what it would have been if the a/c had been set to 76*. And we will not discuss the night Con Ed gave me a robocall telling me to turn off all non-essential electric devices, such as my television and air conditioner because of the potential for rolling blackouts (mostly because the irony of that, as Rick and I sat in our underwear in the dark with just the TV and a/c on still makes me laugh).

You can imagine that 78* doesn’t really make you want to spin, knit, or weave wool, so I haven’t been. I’ve been reading fiction like a fiend, giving my brain the candy that it wants after two semesters of graduate school. The money I didn’t give to Con Ed went to Amazon so that I could read the Southern Vampire Mysteries on my Kindle. I have exactly two weeks before classes start, and I am going to finish the last two books in that series, the last book in the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, and the most recent Elizabeth Peters novel before I have to start reading about Vietnam if it kills me. Think I won’t? Well if the temperatures stay like they have all summer, it’s not like I’m going to be playing with wool any time soon, even with the a/c on.

With the summer’s second official heat wave, we have reached the point where it’s too hot for Julie to want to do much of anything. I spent Saturday and Sunday entombed in my house, where the a/c was on energy saver at 82*. It was that high (1) because Con Ed owns my soul and (2) because there were power outages in every neighborhood around mine, and I wasn’t sure that mine was going to be the exception forever. I resent Con Ed very much these days. I have a geriatric kitteh, Con Ed, so the a/c stays on. And you bill me more every month for unreliable service. NOT COOL.

I promised you a post about Boston, but I can’t keep my mind on any one thing long enough to write coherently about it. So you will get snippets of Boston. I like it very much – I could totally picture myself living there. And the fact that I got to hang out with Aimee and Sloth all the time while I was there? Made it even better. We packed a fair amount of stuff into the five days that I was there, and there was so much more that we didn’t get a chance to do. I’ll definitely be going back. I do have some great memories of the trip, though: eating chowder with Aimee at Quincy Market, the Benjamin Franklin walking tour I took, walking past the Green Dragon Tavern (where the Sons of Liberty met and planned revolution), seeing Craig Ferguson recite the Pledge of Allegiance on the 4th of July, the party in Dorchester where I discovered that champagne goes with everything, dinner at Sloth’s house…the list goes on and on. I was going to put pictures into the post, but apparently my happy Flickr plugin isn’t playing nicely with the blog today. So instead, I will give you the entire Boston Photoset. Have fun.

Coming soon, fiber progress. Because there has been a fair amount of it despite the heat. You all can thank Plurk for that – since I hang out (virtually) with knitters all day, I knit and spin and stuff now. :)

I blame Ben.

For the Steelers’ loss last night, that is. Because if he hadn’t of thrown all those interceptions, Jacksonville wouldn’t have been able to score as much. And as for the sacks? I’m sorry, those are partly his fault. If you’ve got the ball in your hand and three men wide open downfield, and one of those men is Hines Ward, and you still can’t get the play off before Jacksonville finds you because you’re wondering who to throw to? That ain’t the fault of the offensive line. Get your thumb out of your ass and throw the goddamned ball. Then we wouldn’t be in a position where we’re only leading by one point and are in big trouble when the Jacksonville quarterback decides to run for it and gets through the defense. The final nail in the coffin may have been the fault of the defensive line, but I cant’ really blame them. The majority of the nails were hammered in by Big Ben. As I told the Youngest yesterday morning, the Steelers have a habit of breaking your heart in the post-season. Now we’ve all got a very long time to think about this game, and I think Ben’s going to be persona non-grata in the Burgh for a while this winter. He’s just lucky I don’t live there anymore.

My plea to people of the male persuasion on public transportation: please do not feel like you have to share your rapping skillz with me while you listen to your iPod. You probably haven’t noticed that I do not feel compelled to share my Freddie Mercury imitations while I listen to my iPod, but you should be suitably grateful. You probably also haven’t noticed that no other woman on public transportation feels like she has to share anything that she’s listening to with the rest of the conveyance. I have no idea why this difference between the sexes has developed, why you males (especially those in their teens and twenties) feel like you have to show off for us, but whether it’s on my way to work in the morning or coming home from a long slog at the office, I think I speak for all women on the MTA when I say “Just keep it to yourself, okay, buddy?”. Thank you.

Third time’s a charm, right? And bad things happen in threes? That should mean that after today, my debit card number is off the plate. Today, my debit card number got stolen for the third time. I’m starting to wonder if some brainiac out there sits around coming up with random combinations of numbers, slaps them on cards, and sees if they’ll work to pay for stuff. Because I can’t think of another reason why my card number would be stolen. I only buy online from secure sites. I always make sure that my transaction is over when I leave an ATM, and I make sure to take my receipt with me. I do not get cash from shady ATMs, only my bank and the ATM that’s in the same building as my office, which is surrounded by offices and has security cameras on it. And each of the three times the damn number has been stolen (three different numbers, mind you, twice with HSBC, once with WaMu), the friggin’ card itself has been sitting in my wallet. I just do not get it. Good thing I took money out of the ATM last night. Also a good thing that I bought some wine with it. I need a drink.

I decorated the small tree that I have left over from my college days last night, and while I was hanging decorations, I could see the wheels turning in Freddie’s head. “Oooh! Toys! Toys to swat at!” And every time I would tell him “No, this is not to play with,” he would give me a very confused look. When I thought about it from his point of view, I can’t blame him. He’s a little street cat who has never had an indoor Christmas, and I have spent the past 6 months encouraging him to swat at toys. He doesn’t understand that the Christmas tree is not a toy, only that it’s shiny and dangly. Poor little street cat. At least that’s what I thought until he took a swat at my icicle lights and knocked out the middle of the strand. Then I thought “stupid fucking cat.”

Pictures, as promised:

The most hideous ornament ever

The most hideous ornament ever. Yes, that’s a crab painted on it. Don’t ask. I love it for its kitsch value.

LED lights are bright.

Green spotlight

For example, that green  light throws this blinding beam of light two feet away to this curtain.

Do not fuck with the Frosty Friends or they will have you jumping through hoops, too.

Under the tree

Just for Rick, an shot looking up from under the tree. We like to look at the tree this way.

Dark

If I heard Richard Frankel’s quote about stagehands “featherbedding” once this weekend, I heard it 87 times. Rick has a habit of surfing the radio for traffic reports while we’re driving, and the news stations kept looping news of the stagehands’ strike that’s got Broadway dark right now.

Let’s get one thing straight, Mr. Producer, you need those stagehands. I don’t see you out there dirtying your hands, risking injury, making sure heavy and costly set pieces get to the right place at the right time for a play to run smoothly. Stagehands are some of the hardest working people I know, and I know just how hard their jobs are since I have on occasion worked as one off-off-Broadway and on college productions. I have nothing but respect for them. It’s a shame the producers don’t.

Yes, Broadway is dark, and yes, that’s costing the city a lot of tourism dollars, but I know what it’s like to work on after a contract has expired and finally take a lot less as a settlement just because dammit, you need some money, any money to make up for the increase in cost of living that occurred while you were waiting for the other side to get their heads out of their asses. I’m firmly with the stagehands on this one. I hope the issue gets settled soon for everyone’s sake, but mostly for some of the hardest working men and women on Broadway.

Con Ed rant

The Con Ed bill came this morning. $54.92. Now I dunno, that seems a little high. Not as high as August when it was over $150, but high. I’m not running any fans or airconditioners, I don’t leave lights on when I’m not in a room, I switched over to CFLs on all my lights…it doesn’t make sense. So I sit down and really read my bill.

Supply charges:

$22.50 for 206 kWh – That’s my charge for the energy supplied to me. Okay.

$0.54 – That’s a tax. Okay.

Delivery charges (otherwise known as, The Part That Pissed Me Off):

$12.57 – Basic service charge for my 206 kWh that I’ve used. I read the small print and am told that this is for basic system infrastructure and customer-service charges. So basically, I am paying for this 206 kWh TWICE. Thanks, Con Ed.

$15.34 – Delivery charge. This apparently maintains the system that I get my 206 kWh through. I’m getting charged THREE TIMES for the fucking electricity, because really, what the hell is the difference between maintaining the system and maintaining system infrastructure?

$0.47 – tax for renewable energy programs. I’m cool with this. We should have renewable energy programs. So that we don’t get butt raped by Con Ed every month.

$1.39 – Tax on the delivery charges. Because it wasn’t enough that they taxed me for the electricity the first time, they had to get me for the two other times they charged me for the electricity as well.

Thank you, Con Ed. After going through this bill, I feel like Kevin Bacon in Animal House: “Please sir, may I have another?” Except Kevin Bacon had a choice, he could have joined a different fraternity. Me? Not so much. Fucking monopolies.

Way to spoil it.

Some complete git over at the NY Times got a copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early (some bookstore is gonna get in major-league trouble over this) and reviewed it. Complete with spoilers. I didn’t read it, but I’m a little irritated. I should not have to completely shut myself off from the media and the internet from now until I finish the book or run the risk of having all the fun taken out of my reading experience. It’s Harry Potter, for fuck’s sake, I don’t need the Cliff’s Notes version – I will be more than happy to read it myself as soon as I’m able to do so.

People who spoil books and movies for others? They’re the same kind of people who would kick a puppy for fun. Bastards.

You can show your purple triangle antennae again.  And bring your purse!  It’s the end of an era, kids.  A bigoted, small-minded era, but an era nonetheless.

In other news, I am shopping for a new bank.  Because those morons at my bank, HSBC, sent my new debit card to one of their branches halfway across Brooklyn instead of to my house.  Where my landlady was waiting all day for the DHL guy to show up.  I have no idea why they would have sent it to a bank branch that I have never ever been to, and the supervisor I talked to couldn’t tell me either.  So now I am waiting until Monday for the new card to show up, because apparently HSBC doesn’t understand the concept of overnight delivery, those fuck ups.  I have lodged a complaint with the Better Business Bureau, and flat out told the chick that I talked to that they had just lost a customer. I also told her I will have her head on a fucking pike if I don’t get the card on Monday.

I would like to warn all of you that if you have HSBC?  You should get the hell out and find a bank who cares about your security.  Because HSBC obviously does not if they will not only allow my debit card number to be stolen twice in two years, but then deliver a replacement card to somewhere I have never been and allow it to be signed for by someone whose name was not anywhere on the card or the envelope (I had them place landlady’s name on the envelope just in case – fat lot of good that did me).   I will say it in big capital letters:

HSBC IS THE WORST BANK ON THE PLANET.

I’m switching, even though it’s going to be a huge pain in the ass with the direct deposit I have at work.  I’m thinking WaMu.  They seem to value customer service and security.

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