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 [New Post] Missing his furry little face - via #twitoaster http://bit.ly/bUixuD3 months ago from Twitoaster Just met our new supreme overlord (i.e., VP). He seems nice, and more importantly, he seems to know his shit.3 months ago from Echofon |
The wind here is fierce today. I live across from an expressway, which means no houses across the street to block the wind. I’ve gotten used to the windows rattling in storms over the years, but today the whole house is shaking, and I’m not exaggerating. I just looked over at the baskets where I [...] Rick: “Hey, did you see that commercial? The one where you can put any picture on a stamp? Probably they don’t mean any photo, probably they wouldn’t let you use a picture of an erect penis, but still, you could have a stamp with your kitties on it or something.” Julie: “How much have you [...] I have one thing that I need to buy in Park Slope tomorrow, and then I am officially done with the Christmas shopping. For some reason, an inner voice has been pushing me to get the shopping done early this year, and so I did. I would’ve liked for that inner voice to direct me [...] Rick: Are those the jammie pants that were on the floor by the bed? Me (looking down at the jim-jams I’m wearing): Yeah. Why? Rick: I meant to tell you. Freddie was…using them earlier. Me: What do you mean “using” them? (light slowly dawns) Wait, he was using them as a humpy? (Rick nods.) Me [...] To my everlasting shame, I have TiVo season passes to a fair amount of bad TV. I watch 90210 now, and America’s Next Top Model, and we all know I have a fondness for VH1′s Celebreality crap. I have no explanation for this, really, except that like our bodies crave junk food occasionally, so do [...] Samang has become quite the little clean machine. Yesterday when she was at my house, she spilled juice down her front by accident, then went over to the tea towels hanging off the front of the oven, pulled one off, and mopped herself up! And when I jokingly said “What about your mouth?” she wiped [...] In today’s oh shit I haven’t written anything on the blog in ten days, people must hate me, I’ll put up something short post, I give you…air from my lungs. (Yeah, see, that’s only funny if you’re a Doctor Who fan. The rest of you? I’m sorry again.) I could give you a rundown on [...] I’ve spent all day logged into my blog, trying to come up with a post. Now that it’s nearly five, and I still haven’t come up with a good idea? I’m just going to wish you all good weekend. Enjoy it, and if you have Lincoln’s birthday off (like I do) and were also able [...] |
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