Category: Technobabble


*sigh*

I am just about over WP 2.2.1. Two days of me trying to figure out why there are strange symbols on my blog posts, being told that it is in my wp-config.php file, fixing that and having other strange characters pop up, being told those are the result of me putting two spaces between sentences and that I should use a search and replace plugin, and then that not working, either…it’s starting to wear on me. As I said in my new Asides (see? over there on the sidebar? hey, at least something I did works!), this level of monkeying around with code can no longer be called tweaking. I am fisting my blog, and it don’t like it. Can’t say as I blame it.

Someday this blog will return to normal, or maybe even surpass normal. But for right now? I could use some wine. 50 more minutes of work and then I am on Malbec like white on rice.

You know what iTunes needs?  A button that I could press that says “Keep this thing in my shopping cart, I do want it, but not right now, but please still give me the other five albums I’ve put in my cart.”

Because $75.89 is a bit much to spend all at once to get a non-cassette version of my favorite metal albums of the 80s.  Especially on top of the $54-something I spent last night getting…things that weren’t metal.  (I admit it, I got the Music and Lyrics soundtrack.  And Dolores O’Riordan’s new album.  And a shitload of Springsteen because I have finally accepted that I like his music.)

Yes, I have activated my new debit card.  Why do you ask?

I uploaded photos to Flickr this morning that I was going to use in my post.  Pictures of the socks I finished knitting last night, pictures of Freddie and Joe…it was going to be a fun and picture-heavy post.  And then I got to the office and realized that my Flickr plugin was spazzing because I had updated WordPress.  Okay, no problem.  Just go over to Bluehost and upload the updated plugin with FTP.

This computer?  It hates the FTP.  So now I can’t post the pictures or do the post I wanted.  This is like the time in 7th grade where my dog chewed the plug off my typewriter (hey, remember typewriters??) and I couldn’t type my paper for English.  Yeah, try using that excuse.  Teachers don’t believe it even when your mother writes a note confirming that yes, the dog was that stupid.  And when you bring in the plug to show them.

So…you can go over to Flickr and check out my half-done homework if you want.  I’ll hopefully get the situation resolved this evening after Freddie’s vet appointment.  In the meantime, I’ll just sit here and twiddle my thumbs.

Work was such a bitch yesterday and I was so discombobulated by the furniture upheaval in my house that I completely missed my blogoversary.

Happy 3rd birthday to the artist formerly known as Rabid Rabbits & Psycho Squirrels. To celebrate, I give you the great Tim Curry singing (no, not Happy Birthday, that would be lame) “The Zucchini Song”!!! If I could find the video that goes along with this, I would totally post it, but it seems like anyone who had it lost it…probably like I did when someone who shall remain nameless but whose initials are Rick accidentally taped over it.

This turns my drawings into far cooler things than I could ever hope to make:

The Scribbler

I was on my way out the door for lunch when I realized my iPod was still at my desk. I made an abrupt u-turn to retrieve it. When one of my staff members (in her late 60s) looked at me like “What the hell was that about?” I said “I’m smack in the middle of Pirates of the Caribbean 2.” She was still confused, so I elaborated. “That’s why God invented iPods. So Julie could watch Johnny Depp on her lunch hour.”

For the record, that’s also the answer to “Why did God invent TiVo, YouTube, and DVDs?” Except those generally don’t apply to my lunch hour. But you get the general idea.

I am systematically importing every single CD I have onto iTunes so I can put them on the new iPod. Several times, I have been dismayed to see that I am apparently missing CDs; they are not in their cases. Where did Disc One of my Clapton compilation go? And where the fuck is my Filter CD??

Even more alarming is that while I’ve pruned the CD collection several times over the years, I still have clinkers in it. For instance, one that I just came across: the soundtrack to Footloose. Dude, what the fuck? All my music cred just went down the toilet to the sound of Kenny Loggins.

There were supposed to be Christmas pictures here. Really. Pictures of New York City at Christmas, pictures of all the mafioso houses decorated in Dyker Heights, pictures of how my neighbor’s house looks like Christmas threw up on it, all that stuff. But you have to forgive me. Because Mom gave me an 80 GB iPod for Christmas, which is only compatible with my PC, not my laptop. The laptop had all the songs for my iPod mini loaded on it. The PC had jack loaded on it. Thus, my computer can obviously only be used to do iTunes related stuff, not to upload photos to Flickr.

Lest we blame everything on Mom, we should take into account that Rick got me a Bose sound dock and a $50 iTunes gift card for Christmas, so he is equally to blame. Especially since he also took me to the Big Apple Circus yesterday, and so I wasn’t near a computer for two solid days. Rick is now also suffering from the tech time-suck as he figures out the iPod nano I bought him for Christmas (which he has just declared to be the best Christmas present he’s ever gotten – thank you, first freelancing check!). It’s been a hard Christmas here, people. A very hard Christmas. Hope yours were just as hard.

When I got home last night, I discovered that I did in fact have another skein of Cascade 220 to match the first. Apparently I need to do two things: get my fixation with Cascade 220 under control and stop collecting it and ALWAYS check that colors match when knitting in dim lighting.

So, faced with 7 inches of a scarf knit in the wrong color and a skein of the right color, I did the right thing and frogged the 7 inches. I won’t lie, it was painful. But I will be much happier with the finished product since I’ve done it right. The pattern calls for the scarf to be 55 inches long, and it’s currently 47 and a wee bit. I’ve taken the day off to get it finished (what the hell good is annual time if you can’t use it when you want?), and since it’s only 10:45, I’m confident I can get this scarf done, the labels for it and my sis-in-law’s scarf done, everything wrapped, packed up, and to the post office by the time it closes. And while I’m there, I’ll pick up stamps so I can get the Christmas cards out tomorrow. Then I just need to finish four more sets of stitch markers for the girls in my SnB by tomorrow night. Then it’s all downhill, just finishing Lori’s present and knitting some fingerless gloves for the Youngest by Monday morning.

Totally doable.

ETA: Big Brother’s scarf was finished at 3. The whole package for him and the sis-in-law was wrapped, packed, and off to the post office by 3:30. Unfortunately it took an hour waiting in line to get the damn thing posted, but the nice man at the counter assures me that the box will reach them by Friday. This is good. Now my hands hurt.

Anyone who hasn’t sent me their address but wants a Christmas card should click the little button on the right with my email addy and do so. I’m not guaranteeing that they’ll be there on Christmas, but what the hell, you’ll still get a card.

Vince and Boogie, who are obviously my tech gurus: when you use another program to import CDs, is it easy to transfer it all over to iTunes? Because even with the CD error repair on, I’ve still got skips. According to the iTunes forums, this is a common problem with 7.0, but I don’t feel like listening to songs with five million skips. I need a way around. Help?

Two fine examples of Murphy’s Law:

1.) In anticipation of opening the 80 GB iPod Mom got me for Christmas (which I will not let myself open before Sunday), I spent part of yesterday uploading my massive CD collection. I got through about 30 CDs when I thought “Hmmm, I should listen to one of these.” iTunes had recorded it with more crackles and pops than a box of Rice Crispies. Apparently what I neglected to do was check the “Repair CD errors” box before importing. You guessed it, I’m starting from scratch tonight. This will definitely keep me occupied until the weekend, since by checking the box, I have slowed down the recording speed. *sigh*

2.) Last night I was knitting big brother’s scarf while watching “The Devil Wears Prada” in the glow of my Christmas lights. In other words, it was dim. I reached the end of one skein of yarn and went over to the stash to grab another. I did not compare it to the first skein, since I saw that it was heather blue, the color that I needed. This morning on the bus, four inches into the new skein, I noticed that it was indeed heather blue, but not the same color of heather blue as the first skein. What remains to be seen is if I actually have a skein of the same color as the first one at home (I heart Cascade 220 and tend to collect it, so this may well be the case), or if I accidentally bought non-matching skeins at my LYS. At this point, I think I’ll continue to knit and play it off as a design choice. I will now call it “Asymetrical Irish Hiking Scarf” and repeat my new mantra, “Only Allah is perfect” as I knit it. Because I have to have the damn thing in the mail by tomorrow. D’oh!

I would say “At least all the Christmas shopping is done,” but at this point I think Murphy would consider that “taunting” and call me on it, so I won’t.

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