Somebody please tell me… January 18, 2005 ~ 4:57 pm
Posted by Julie in : Daily Grind , comments closedWhat’s the statute of limitations on wishing people happy new year? Because it’s already January 18, and in the meeting I just got out of, I was actually wished Happy New Year. Are we still going to be doing this in July if I run into somebody I haven’t seen yet?
Why doesn’t my cat understand that if he wakes me up by making hacking noises, he’s going to get booted off the bed? There is a time and a place for puking. For cats, that time and place aren’t on my bed while I’m sleeping. Or on my bed anytime. Half the damn apartment has tile floors, puke there. However, there was a really cool Crouching Tiger moment when I tossed him out of bed and he flew through the air in slo-mo, still retching. Don’t worry, I apologized before I left. Yes, I actually apologized to my cat. Shut up.
Why the woman at the next desk thinks that if she answers one out of every ten calls, that she is pulling her load. Just because you like to bullshit with students and are on the phone with them for a half hour doesn’t mean you’re doing the same amount of work with us. It means that you and I need to have our fifth talk of the New Year about how to answer a question and get off the phone quickly. Happy New Year, dumbass.
